We're re-painting the inside of the bathroom, so we might as well do it in style.  YOUR STYLE!   (ALMOST) ANYTHING GOES.   All black?  Sure.   Mystic runes?   As long as they don't wake "the old ones".   A Barbie/My Little Pony mashup?   We may know just who to call.   A green screen potty room?   Oh, the place we'll Photoshop you in!

Good at least until the end of 2025!

One of two old Toshiba laptops can be yours!   They are both the same color and model,  have different stickers, and come with an included power brick  (but their batteries still work great!).

One of them runs Windows10 and the other runs ChromeOS.

We'll flip an old Samsung Tab 3 7' tablet to see who get each if both donors can't agree on which one they want.

We will sing your praises and/or mock your enemies on social media, from our stage, and in our sleep.   This might just last a few days, weeks, or months, but our gratitutde will last until we get dementia.