A random cassette, a random zine, and a random piece of merchandise. Sizes vary, and it might not be yours. But it's the thought that counts. And you'll love it either way, and if not your grandkid will. 

You'll get "nothing," by online correspondence. The natural evolution of a carrier pigeon. Instead of choosing this tier, you should just give us more money.

We will hand-scribble a nondescript, impressionistic image and email it to you. It'll bring you back to English class, when you were drooling out of the side of your mouth with boredom, "taking notes," but not really taking notes. You were doodling.