Ten years out of high school, Clement, Sebastian, and Reid fly to Istanbul to celebrate the engagement of their golden-boy friend, Ahren, by getting hair transplants together. What begins as a weekend of pokes and jests soon gives way to reopened wounds, buried rivalries, and the quiet realization that none of them are as happy as they pretend to be. Each man is nursing his own private desperation, unsure how to ask for help, unsure even how to stay friends. Constantinople, or The Hair Plug Play is dark comedy about vanity, aging, and the ache of male friendship in a world that taught boys not to need each other.